2nd String Stories — hot coffee

I've long been a proponent that people who drink hot coffee in warm weather should be on some type of government short list somewhere. People that should be front and center at Big Brother HQ, just psychotic behavior. Hot as shit out and you're gonna dump piping hot liquids into the system? Nothing about that makes any sense to me or ever will, especially when a far more enjoyable alternative like iced coffee exists. Allows you to let out a hearty, "ahhhhhh" every time you take a sip, makes you feel like you could possibly be on a beach somewhere...